Kosher or not; Is it Halal or Haram?
|Articles - Religious|
Rabbi Goldberg and Mullah Nasruddin have the following conversation:
Rabbi: What is the Islamic ruling regarding wine?
Mullah: It is Haram (Forbidden).
Rabbi: How about water?
Mullah: That's Halal (Permissible).
Rabbi: How about grapes?
Mullah: That's 100 per cent Halal.
Rabbi: Then why is it that these ingredients are Halal, and yet when you
Mullah: If I hit you with this handful of dirt, do you think it would hurt you?
Mullah: How about if I hit you with this handful of straw?
Rabbi: No way!
Mullah: How about a handful of water?
Rabbi: I don't think so.
Mullah: How about if I mix them, and let them dry to become a brick, and then hit you with it, would it hurt you?
Rabbi: Hurt me? you might even kill me!
Mullah: The same reasoning applies to what you asked me!